1 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,370 Julie. 2 00:01:19,910 --> 00:01:20,910 Julie. 3 00:01:21,490 --> 00:01:22,490 Julie. 4 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:24,150 Oh, God. 5 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:25,630 Oh, God. Oh, God. 6 00:01:25,890 --> 00:01:27,710 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 7 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:02,880 I'll call you again. 8 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:04,560 I'll call you again. 9 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:53,290 I don't know. I don't know anybody. He only moved in a fortnight ago. 10 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:56,190 Is it the five stars at the front or the back? Do you know? No idea. 11 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,129 Back, I think. 12 00:05:58,130 --> 00:05:59,490 First boom came from the back. 13 00:06:02,510 --> 00:06:05,810 That would be the team. Your mum's been taken to Whittington. Shock, mainly. 14 00:06:06,230 --> 00:06:07,270 They'll probably keep her in. 15 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:10,650 Thanks. Any ideas what happened tonight? 16 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:14,870 No. 17 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:17,570 My mum was babysitting. 18 00:06:19,110 --> 00:06:20,210 I was out at the park. 19 00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:21,990 I've had pictures. 20 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,630 You say you thought the front was on fire before the back caught light? 21 00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:30,350 Yeah. But some of the neighbours reckon that the back went up first. 22 00:06:33,290 --> 00:06:34,290 I don't know. 23 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:37,730 Can we do that tomorrow, mate? I need to get the kids sorted, really. They're 24 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:38,910 staying here for the time being. 25 00:06:40,790 --> 00:06:41,970 Well, look at them. They're wrecked. 26 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:45,470 Get your face wet. 27 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,340 You're in my bed, Charlie. 28 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:05,519 I'm on here. 29 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:06,520 Share with your mum. 30 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:08,580 You can't do that. It's your house. 31 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,180 It's my house, and I say where I'm kipping, and I'm kipping here. 32 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:13,480 Go on, Charlie, hop in. I've changed the sheets. 33 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,120 I've got to change your clothes for morning, sleeping bag. 34 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,000 So we're sorted, aren't we? 35 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,680 I told the coppers that I heard the explosion from your bedroom. 36 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:55,600 And when I got outside, I saw you pulling up with your mate, Clown 2. 37 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,920 Right. Which is bollocks. 38 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:03,340 Because I saw the parier creeping through the garden just before the fire 39 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:04,340 off. 40 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,660 I saw you shoot off through the playground just before the first 41 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:11,840 So tell them what you want, but you better say something similar or you're 42 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:12,840 deep shit, aren't you? 43 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:15,460 The kids weren't meant to be in the house. 44 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,980 You nearly killed them, you stupid bitch. They were meant to be at my mum's 45 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:19,980 house. Well, you could have checked. 46 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,520 What did you talk to your own house for? 47 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:27,180 Insurance? No! 48 00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:29,260 Yeah. 49 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:32,900 I've forgotten your name. 50 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:34,520 You never asked. I've been here a fortnight. 51 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:35,780 It's Jim. 52 00:08:36,659 --> 00:08:40,299 Jim, I swear, I'd never do anything to harm my kids. 53 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,460 They were sleeping at my mum's house. Jessica got stomach cramps, so she 54 00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:45,460 them home. 55 00:08:49,550 --> 00:08:51,390 We were being evicted by my ex. 56 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:54,630 He wanted us out by the end of the month. 57 00:08:56,150 --> 00:09:00,730 I spent five years doing that house up. We were going to walk away with nothing. 58 00:09:07,770 --> 00:09:09,210 I'm working double shift tomorrow. 59 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:11,330 Alarm code 0090. 60 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,050 Yale key snags a bit. 61 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:16,330 If you can't find what you want, just root through the boxes. 62 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,690 Make sure the kids are all right. 63 00:10:15,979 --> 00:10:19,800 We do a course every couple of years, yeah. Give us a ping -pong against it. 64 00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:26,180 You want another little quick one? 65 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:27,580 No, 66 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,340 she was just... I just got her out. 67 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,320 Can you try not smiling, Charlie? 68 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,800 Great. Only like that. 69 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:47,800 Just 70 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:59,820 say 71 00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:00,820 the word, Bonnie! 72 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,580 Do it, Kilroy. 73 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:08,250 I find myself shrugging off the fittest, most attractive blots with the most 74 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,310 enormous slonkers. 75 00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:10,630 Might I be a lesbian? 76 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:16,330 Call our 0999 number. Now, give us your thoughts. Straight, leather, smooth like 77 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:17,330 a munch. 78 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,250 Well, no -one tells me out, do they? 79 00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:27,930 Your mum all right? 80 00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:29,710 A bit shocked. 81 00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:31,850 She'll be fine. 82 00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:36,930 Look, I didn't ask. 83 00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:41,390 People volunteered, whipped round and... Matt, I don't want to whip round. 84 00:11:42,730 --> 00:11:43,870 Really, I don't. 85 00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:50,710 We'll be fine, we're just... Well, the insurance have given us a contingency 86 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,810 payment for essentials. Look, I don't want... Yvonne, you've lost everything. 87 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:56,590 People just want to help and we can't go giving it back, can we? 88 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,690 Not for essentials. 89 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:01,130 Cheer yourself up, cheer the kids up, yeah? 90 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:07,480 He's not going to say anything. 91 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:10,220 How do you know? 92 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:11,700 Because you'd have done it already. 93 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,380 You don't even know him. 94 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,400 I knew, I knew this was going to go bad. 95 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,320 He said, there, that was a really nice house. 96 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:21,960 And you asked him, but he didn't show any. 97 00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:25,740 And that's a woman with three kids looking for somewhere to live. You're 98 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,460 I'm mental for getting involved. 99 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,100 Every time anybody asks me about it, I go bright red. 100 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,360 Well, don't. 101 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:36,560 Julie. The only people who know about this are you and your woman. Right now, 102 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:37,560 he's the least of my worries. 103 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:39,580 Charming. Well, look at you. And look at you. 104 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:40,940 You're not even sorry. 105 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:48,940 How can I tell my kids sorry if it was meant to be a bloody accident? 106 00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:50,420 You couldn't be sorry to me. 107 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,800 You knew what you were getting involved with, Julie. 108 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,920 Here we go. Fall down the open, Demi McGee. 109 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,580 What happened to you? Took the time to dress? 110 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,520 I had to go home. 111 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:04,850 You left your coat. 112 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:06,350 You left your bag. 113 00:13:06,590 --> 00:13:08,630 I thought you both copped, but there weren't any members. 114 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:09,910 Thank God. 115 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,370 I had a fire pack. 116 00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:14,670 Jesus. 117 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:16,470 That Yvonne. 118 00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:19,790 I thought they meant Yvonne Gleeson. 119 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,490 I said, no offence, but I don't want to chuck into a whip round for that drunken 120 00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:24,490 old boo. 121 00:13:44,979 --> 00:13:45,979 Fancy a drink? 122 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,860 When? Back on at four, finish at seven, home for a shower. 123 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:51,700 That's you fancy a shower. 124 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,580 You're not coming to the party tonight? 125 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,000 It's going to be a laugh. It's not going to be a laugh. It's going to be this 126 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,340 lot from here, all dressed up like pillars. 127 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,760 Beer twice the price it normally is and everybody desperate to have a good time 128 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,440 because they paid eight and a half quid for the ticket. 129 00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:07,440 Oh, you'll be a scream to have around. 130 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:09,940 I always go to the party after. 131 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,320 Come on, Debbie. 132 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,300 All your instincts are saying smile back. Say yes. 133 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,200 They're not, you know. 134 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,640 Bye. 135 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:25,800 Give us a call. 136 00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:50,570 Strudel. Yeah? 137 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:51,790 Potato strudel. 138 00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:53,710 Charlie! 139 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:56,950 Don't get your sandwich. Charlie, turn it down! 140 00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:58,750 We've all stopped working! 141 00:14:58,990 --> 00:14:59,990 You've got this! 142 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:01,690 Coming up to 20... Hello? 143 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:03,350 I'm ringing about the flat. 144 00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:08,270 Well, it says two bedrooms. Can you tell me what size the second bedroom is? 145 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,650 Thank you. 146 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,360 Hiya. Hiya. 147 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:45,360 Sorry, I, uh, left me watching the thing. 148 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:16,760 Washer works. 149 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:17,920 Boiler works. 150 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,960 No monoxide dodging it like you get in film. 151 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,180 Shower's a bit flaky. 152 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,560 Fix that. 153 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,620 Bath's A1. 154 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:27,180 Wiring, very good. 155 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:28,460 Very good. 156 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,140 Damp? Never. Too high up. 157 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:33,060 And what do we eat? With the furniture. 158 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,260 Tell you what. 159 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,180 Telly's meant to be 580 a week. I can waive that if you're interested. 160 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,800 I tell you what, up your arse, pal. What did I say? You should be ashamed of 161 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800 yourself. That is disgusting. 162 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,440 What's wrong with it? You're cheating. 163 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,680 Do you have bedrooms? 164 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,760 This is one bedroom split three ways. 165 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,560 You've advertised this is fit for a family. 166 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,600 Do you know, I've wasted my dinner break on five miles of petrol coming out 167 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,560 here. You wouldn't root bloody dogs in a skip like that. 168 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,060 You're talking about you. 169 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:01,900 We live downstairs. This is better than ours. 170 00:17:49,889 --> 00:17:53,790 Oh, come on. I thought you were shaping up. It's like watching Tango. 171 00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:56,310 Useless. 172 00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:01,050 Sue, 173 00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:06,750 Yvonne. Oh, that Yvonne. 174 00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:11,630 Hiya. Maria, Kev reckons your place might be going up for rent. 175 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:14,490 Yeah, I'm moving to Sheffield for a while. 176 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,210 Picked your window with a view of the prison. 177 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,620 I'm hoping it's going to be short -term. Nine months at the most. 178 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:23,740 I did have takers, but they just pulled out. 179 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:27,660 It's a nice place. Three bedrooms, and I'm only asking seven cents. That sounds 180 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:31,000 great for me. I'm not after making any money on it. I just want someone in that 181 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000 will look after it, really. 182 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,080 Oh, well, Yvonne's perfect. 183 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,360 You just burn her place down. 184 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,620 It's not funny, Kev. It was a joke. 185 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,200 Jesus, you want steroids a lot. 186 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,880 Come round tomorrow. 187 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,660 Any time after six. 188 00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:48,980 Little blither. 189 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,160 Well, I didn't tidy up this morning. 190 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,400 Did you? 191 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:19,540 Because you're tidied up. 192 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:22,280 We only slept when I was going to go up tonight. 193 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:23,580 It's done now. 194 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,360 I thought you didn't finish all of that. 195 00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:28,040 You used all my hours up. Right. 196 00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:32,060 Well, I'm just going to cook some tea if that's OK. 197 00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:34,420 You want some? 198 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,620 I'm out. I'm seeing a mate. 199 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,160 OK. 200 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,940 Listen, Jim, we're going to be out from under your feet. Bathroom's booked for 201 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:43,940 20 minutes. 202 00:19:58,670 --> 00:19:59,670 What's going on? 203 00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:02,670 Michael. 204 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,970 Well, that's convenient. Next door. 205 00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:07,210 No. 206 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:08,950 You're staying next door. 207 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:11,310 No. I asked you to piss off. 208 00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:14,870 A week later, the bloody house goes up. What, you think we burnt your house down 209 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:15,870 because you asked us to leave? 210 00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,350 I'm not saying we anything. 211 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,550 I'm saying you. 212 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:20,670 Police know it were an accident. 213 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:25,070 The insurance know it were an accident. And who gets the contents payout? You. 214 00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:27,790 Well, who paid the contents premiums? Me. 215 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:29,940 I can see you, Carol. 216 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,920 She's thin as a rake and that's five months pregnant. 217 00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:36,060 If anybody's after your poxy money, it's her. 218 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,140 You've got ten grand, Alice. 219 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,100 Half them contents were mine. Up your arse, Michael. 220 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,140 Out. 221 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,620 I don't need protection from him. 222 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:50,840 Sling it up, pal. Hey, you're shagging your way up the block, Avon. On your 223 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,080 bike. To touch my bloody arse. Well, you're lucky to be alive, Michael, 224 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,720 you? Throwing your own kids out on the street. 225 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:57,500 Is that what she told you? 226 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:58,980 They're not my kids, mate. 227 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,060 Guy there belonged to six foot under. 228 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,319 Topped incense. 229 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,320 Cuss him out. 230 00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,760 Come on. Come on. Yeah? Try that again. 231 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,100 Go. Come on. Go. 232 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,320 Is he your mate? 233 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,580 Well, he shouldn't really talk to people like that, should he? 234 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,040 All right? 235 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,640 Jim, I'm really sorry. 236 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,300 We're looking at a new place tomorrow and I swear to God we'll be out from 237 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,169 your feet. 238 00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:06,830 Don't worry about it. The place goes to waste when I'm not here, so it's no 239 00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:11,910 big... How come you got lumbered with Rocky? 240 00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:14,590 Three kids, nowhere to live. 241 00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:16,710 Fairly straightforward, really. 242 00:22:18,190 --> 00:22:19,190 His suggestion. 243 00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:20,470 First husband's dead. 244 00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:22,610 I've only had one. 245 00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:24,670 How? 246 00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:26,330 Don't matter. 247 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,580 I'd be keeping the bills in my name and you'd have to make a standing order to 248 00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:50,540 me. I'm not being funny, I just have to be sure they're being paid. 249 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:51,800 Oh, I've never not paid anybody. 250 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,620 Well, assuming you're happy. Oh, no, this is brilliant. 251 00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:58,400 I mean... Oh, it's brilliant. 252 00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,760 And you won't show it to anybody else? 253 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:01,899 No, no. 254 00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,040 Are you too happy with that? 255 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,300 Yes. That's great. 256 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,480 Where are you going, Sheffield? 257 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,720 Adele? 258 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,100 That's none of your business. 259 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,160 Oh, the only thing I'll be taking is the beds. 260 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:15,620 You need beds. 261 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:21,100 Hello? 262 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,020 I'm getting one. 263 00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:30,360 Casa? He has got legs. 264 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:40,880 My message to the people who have got cockerels over there... Sorry, I can't 265 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,620 to the phone. Please leave a message after the tone and I'll call you back. 266 00:23:45,450 --> 00:23:48,470 Lies. Wendy said you were down the ball last night, miserable as sin. She 267 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,730 reckons you need cheering up. So I thought I'd just let you know I've just 268 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:55,050 two Scathoff flights back to back with no knickers on. Well, not they haven't 269 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:58,850 got any, but Wendy bought us all this edible underwear back from Sydney and 270 00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:02,670 just eaten a strawberry low -cut bra and a cappuccino g -string in the time it 271 00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:04,370 took the first passenger to finish a lamb stew. 272 00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:06,850 Charlie, you shouldn't be listening to that. 273 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:53,760 but she's not sure she wants Caroline there. And then Caroline rang saying, 274 00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:56,820 you're great, it's about the party, but she'd rather spend the night with you. 275 00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:00,260 Anyway, the rest of it's written down because I don't want to repeat it. 276 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,960 I left the answering machine on. Well, I couldn't find the volume, so I turned 277 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,579 it off. 278 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:05,720 Have you talked to any of these? 279 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,240 Edible knickers. 280 00:25:07,420 --> 00:25:08,420 Who did you say you were? 281 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,400 I told her I was a refugee from a house far next door and that I don't really 282 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,480 know you and I don't really live here. What did she say? 283 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,780 How old are you? I said I was 14. She put the phone down. There you go. 284 00:25:24,299 --> 00:25:27,360 Enjoy the party. 285 00:26:31,419 --> 00:26:32,419 What are you doing at dinner? 286 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,820 You get a mortgage cheaper than rent. 287 00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:43,320 When Neil died, we had debts. 288 00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:47,000 They repossessed the house. My name went on the blacklist. 289 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:50,860 Give me one. 290 00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:56,440 Well, if you need somewhere big enough and you can only afford half that size, 291 00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:00,920 and I'm sick to death of living at my mum's, and I'm thinking, why not? 292 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,400 We could move in together. 293 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:12,580 Well, look, that's... It's really nice of you, Julie, but I'm sorted. 294 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,160 Where? 295 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,580 Carefully to your sister -in -law, Sue. 296 00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:19,340 Diet food woman. 297 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:22,220 Oh. Well, thanks for telling me. 298 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,420 Look, no offence, Julie. 299 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:29,300 I just can't afford to rely on other people anymore. 300 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,390 messages on the pad for you. 301 00:28:00,410 --> 00:28:01,410 Hiya. 302 00:28:01,670 --> 00:28:05,530 Leave my stuff. Forget it. Don't let the laundry out. At least I can do it. 303 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:06,550 You're not taking money. 304 00:28:06,710 --> 00:28:08,890 Take advantage of it whilst you can. 305 00:28:10,610 --> 00:28:11,730 Do you tell Adele? 306 00:28:12,170 --> 00:28:15,990 I've got a baseline on the age of me women and it's not 14, so she can stop 307 00:28:15,990 --> 00:28:17,070 looking so bloody threatening. 308 00:28:21,050 --> 00:28:24,470 She went in the bathroom cabinet for a plaster and found a packet of condoms 309 00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:28,770 she said, she said, well, at least he's not spreading anything. 310 00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:36,590 Cheeky sod. 311 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,040 How old was he? 312 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,240 28. No, when he died. 313 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,520 28 weeks following. 314 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:47,840 Of what? 315 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:50,360 Overdose. Drugs? 316 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,640 Paracetamol. 317 00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:55,640 Oh, nobody ever really explained it to me. 318 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,720 It's manic depressive. 319 00:28:58,140 --> 00:28:59,140 Up, down. 320 00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:02,720 Me old mum's quite blind. It was normal before he met me, but his dad's a bit 321 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:03,720 more on it. 322 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,480 What about Rocky next door? 323 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,160 We kind of knew each other from school. 324 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,240 And he liked the kids. 325 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,560 Not their level, spent money on them. 326 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:18,160 Oh, 18 months, and I was really happy again, which felt like a miracle, to be 327 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,160 honest. 328 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:26,020 Then, er... One Sunday, I, um... I have a bit of a word with his mum about 329 00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:27,820 giving the kids too many sweets. No big deal. 330 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,040 But that night, I'm waking up, and he's trying to give me a good hiding. 331 00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:33,680 He told me out of the blue. 332 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:34,940 Never done it before. 333 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,320 And I'm going, oh, sod, this is only my side. So I worked him back. 334 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:40,559 Good on you. 335 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,460 Only once have I splintered his nose. 336 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,000 Oh, he was sparking out. 337 00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:49,540 The morning after, his nose was like this. He can't face me. 338 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,680 He went to work that day and never came back. 339 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,240 Stopped all the direct debits. 340 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,220 Had the phone cut off. 341 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,420 Never spoke to me again till he phoned to tell me he'd got somebody pregnant. 342 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,320 Which I... I bet she's not. 343 00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:10,230 Just wanted the house back. 344 00:30:14,030 --> 00:30:15,030 And how old are you? 345 00:30:15,950 --> 00:30:17,610 32. You're a liar. 346 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:19,550 No, I am. I'm 32. 347 00:30:29,790 --> 00:30:32,010 I took 43. Does you some favours, eh? 348 00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:35,430 Did you open them? No, it says on the back. 349 00:30:35,650 --> 00:30:37,070 They were not open till the 12th. 350 00:30:37,370 --> 00:30:38,450 And they look like cards. 351 00:31:08,590 --> 00:31:09,590 Sorry. 352 00:31:10,630 --> 00:31:12,070 I'm only a swan, sir. 353 00:31:13,130 --> 00:31:14,130 I don't apologise. 354 00:31:16,730 --> 00:31:18,170 Whenever you're here for me. 355 00:31:18,430 --> 00:31:20,050 You definitely know how I practise. 356 00:31:24,260 --> 00:31:25,380 Jeff. What? 357 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:27,900 Can I just say something? 358 00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:29,740 Yeah. 359 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,920 Will you be quick and get this wallpaper off? 360 00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:34,780 It's given us all headaches. 361 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,980 Don't dawdle. You'll just about make it. 362 00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:52,380 Off you go. Be good. 363 00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:53,820 Try. 364 00:31:56,270 --> 00:31:57,410 I saw you coming out of his room. 365 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,510 I was just taking him a cup of tea. I know, and you went in there without 366 00:32:01,510 --> 00:32:02,510 knocking. 367 00:32:06,130 --> 00:32:07,710 And you went in there without knocking. 368 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,040 Go through the window. 369 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:43,800 He did what? 370 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,000 He did what I asked him to. 371 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,820 I got drunk and I asked him, all right. You must be bloody desperate. 372 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,600 Well, that was the whole point, Julie. 373 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,580 And how do you feel about it now? 374 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,900 I, uh... Well, that's about it. 375 00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:00,440 You're looking a bit rough this morning. 376 00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:02,820 You said so as well, didn't you? I said pale. 377 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,940 Oh, all right, I said rough, but I wouldn't have repeated it. 378 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,700 Sorry. Who's playing? 379 00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,460 I'm watching. 380 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:12,090 Okay, you can book copies for £20. 381 00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,600 Here we go. 382 00:34:40,909 --> 00:34:42,050 Oh, my God. 383 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,700 Not in other people's cars or don'ts. And what have I told you? Don't get 384 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:23,280 milkshake. You're always spilling. It's going to stink now. 385 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,220 You don't forget so much. 386 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,000 Well, he's not exactly an environmentalist, are you? Every time he 387 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:30,220 we lose the rain for it. Hey! 388 00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:33,940 Yeah, well, we're leaving on Saturday. So how much do your other guests do? 389 00:35:38,620 --> 00:35:39,620 Oh! 390 00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:40,920 One more. Come on. 391 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,440 Come on, Charlie boy. 392 00:35:46,890 --> 00:35:47,890 Where'd that come from? 393 00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:52,410 Hiya. Hiya. 394 00:35:54,090 --> 00:35:55,090 Hi. 395 00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:57,310 Oh. 396 00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:01,670 Where'd all this come from? 397 00:36:01,950 --> 00:36:03,770 We did after with Virgin Airways. 398 00:36:05,050 --> 00:36:10,170 I've just bought all the sales. Come on, Charlie boy. 399 00:36:11,350 --> 00:36:12,350 No. 400 00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,830 No. No, Jack. 401 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,359 Come on! 402 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,360 No chance! 403 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,160 Ah! 404 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:22,640 Three quid? Where's these? Two? 405 00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:24,640 50p a shot! 50p a goal? 406 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,580 No, you said 50p a shot! Where'd Johnny get that shirt from? 407 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:32,060 Asda. They both hit. You are a shark! How old are you? 408 00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:52,848 Got a drink on? 409 00:36:52,850 --> 00:36:54,710 No, I'll just do this and get off to bed. 410 00:36:55,070 --> 00:36:56,070 Quick, one before you vanish? 411 00:36:56,630 --> 00:36:57,810 Honestly, I don't post anything. 412 00:36:58,230 --> 00:36:59,069 Go on. 413 00:36:59,070 --> 00:37:00,250 I really want to say something. 414 00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:08,710 Going to make a fool of myself now? 415 00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:11,930 We're getting on all right, aren't we? 416 00:37:12,370 --> 00:37:15,150 Jim, I know what's coming next and I don't want to hear it. What? 417 00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:17,070 I'll be ashamed to spoil everything. 418 00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:18,430 I don't want you to go. 419 00:37:20,069 --> 00:37:21,770 You're not getting in anybody's way here, are you? 420 00:37:22,790 --> 00:37:23,790 All of us. 421 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:24,950 Here with you. 422 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:26,250 Why not? 423 00:37:26,590 --> 00:37:27,730 We've had sex twice. 424 00:37:28,030 --> 00:37:31,110 I'm not talking about the sex, but listen, get me on the subject, and you 425 00:37:31,110 --> 00:37:32,270 definitely not out of practice. 426 00:37:34,470 --> 00:37:36,070 We fit together, Yvonne. 427 00:37:40,770 --> 00:37:42,190 I like you being around, Yvonne. 428 00:37:42,610 --> 00:37:44,990 I'm not saying it's perfect for you, but it's not bad, is it? 429 00:37:47,790 --> 00:37:48,790 What's wrong with me? 430 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,620 It takes somebody a lot more qualified than either of us to sort you out. 431 00:37:53,740 --> 00:37:56,540 You're a 35 -year -old bachelor with more birds than a battery farm. 432 00:37:56,780 --> 00:37:58,160 I'm not saying I want you to go on the lift. 433 00:37:58,540 --> 00:38:01,560 I'm talking about you and me and, you know, the kids are fitting in like 434 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,100 always lived here, which they have. 435 00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:06,260 You can do who you like, what you like, when you like, and you want to blow all 436 00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:07,720 that to put a roof over our heads. 437 00:38:08,060 --> 00:38:09,220 What do you get out of it? 438 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,440 You. No. 439 00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:11,460 You get a family. 440 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:15,040 You'd swap all that for a family. I'm saying I've thought about all that and 441 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,300 it's not a problem. Yeah, well, I'm saying you must be wrong in the head. 442 00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:21,300 Go on, ring five of your mates and ask them how normal you sound. 443 00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:23,840 Woman, three kids, settling down. 444 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,100 I'd send a bleeding ambulance for you. 445 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,740 I don't know how I do it. 446 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:34,300 I must have that kind of faith. I can't look at a bloke without him chucking out 447 00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:35,158 at me. 448 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,860 Well, no, not just blokes. I had a girl at work offering me a house and a 449 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:38,860 mortgage the other day. 450 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:42,920 Do I look like I need that much help? Because I don't. 451 00:38:44,420 --> 00:38:47,680 And if you're that desperate for a family to be in charge of, Jim, go out 452 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,680 get your own. 453 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,760 I also thank you. Yes. 454 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,520 Bye, Jim. 455 00:39:18,780 --> 00:39:19,780 Thanks. 456 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:50,260 That dandruff. 457 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,020 Ha, ha. 458 00:39:58,100 --> 00:39:59,100 Good luck, you bun. 459 00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:00,300 Oh, I've just got mine. 460 00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:03,400 I hope Sheffield goes OK, though. 461 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:09,700 Right. You go make the bed, though. Me and Charlie will go get some fish and 462 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,520 chips. Ooh, health food. Great. 463 00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:13,720 Will you quit moaning? 464 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,160 Julie? Julie? 465 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,620 Are you up for one tonight? 466 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,720 I'm aerobic until half nine. Give it a miss. 467 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,160 I miss last week. 468 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,000 Well, you don't look like you've lost any weight to me. 469 00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:50,820 Thanks, Frida. 470 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,700 It's not for weight. It's for fitness. 471 00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:54,060 Well, run for pub. 472 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,180 Check her out. She needs a drink. 473 00:41:57,420 --> 00:41:58,920 Come on. Talk and work. 474 00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:01,600 If you can't do both, do the one pays the rent. 475 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:54,480 I know what I've heard, and that's fine, Julie. 476 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,080 I don't care what you're into. 477 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,800 What I don't want is to stop being friends because of him. 478 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,560 You're not friends. 479 00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:04,660 I'm just somebody you dragged down, and it suits you. 480 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:06,740 I never dragged you behind. 481 00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:11,720 I was the only one daft enough to help you. You're the only person I trusted 482 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:12,720 enough to have. 483 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,420 Because I knew you wouldn't let me down as a friend. 484 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,620 I'd do the same for you any day. 485 00:43:20,850 --> 00:43:22,030 Don't your mum's house do it? 486 00:43:24,690 --> 00:43:27,470 You silly cow. 487 00:43:29,290 --> 00:43:30,590 Why did you sleep with him? 488 00:43:32,150 --> 00:43:35,050 I slept with him because I saw him with a semi -uncus in the landing that 489 00:43:35,050 --> 00:43:36,050 morning. 490 00:43:37,390 --> 00:43:40,770 You want me to stop telling you stuff like that now, say so? I'm not. 491 00:43:41,110 --> 00:43:42,250 Right, well, shut up, then. 492 00:44:28,140 --> 00:44:29,140 This is ready. 493 00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:30,519 Oh, 494 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:37,980 hiya. 495 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,440 Hey, first visitor. 496 00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:40,499 Oh, great. 497 00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,480 I'm doing that right. Come in, I'm just doing some food. 498 00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:46,260 I've been asked to babysit. 499 00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:47,860 For who? 500 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,280 For you. 501 00:44:49,780 --> 00:44:50,780 What? 502 00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:55,420 Here you go. 503 00:45:00,110 --> 00:45:02,530 I don't think I've got a fair earring. How do you find Julie? 504 00:45:03,030 --> 00:45:04,030 Tense. 505 00:45:08,130 --> 00:45:09,370 Left it down the settee. 506 00:45:24,450 --> 00:45:28,530 Every single thing you've said about me is based on somebody else's smell. 507 00:45:29,129 --> 00:45:32,270 Well, if you've got snags, you've got snags, Jim. Yeah, I've got snags, but 508 00:45:32,270 --> 00:45:33,350 the ones you're accusing me of. 509 00:45:33,910 --> 00:45:36,090 Yvonne chalks up a few bad experiences so bad. 510 00:45:36,490 --> 00:45:37,890 Men do this, men do that. 511 00:45:38,330 --> 00:45:41,790 And all that looks only diving to a relationship because they want a family 512 00:45:41,790 --> 00:45:44,970 bond. I said the men I get, the men I attract. 513 00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:48,150 You attracted me. I know I'm not like that, so you must be wrong about 514 00:45:50,930 --> 00:45:52,810 OK, kid, when did I say I like kids? 515 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:56,890 Have I got them? No. Did I want them? No. So why try pandering to mine? I 516 00:45:56,890 --> 00:46:00,810 wasn't. I was making him feel welcome, but he deserved a break. What, you? 517 00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:01,729 A break. 518 00:46:01,730 --> 00:46:04,850 You? Something good in the life. You? What's wrong with me? Jesus! 519 00:46:06,570 --> 00:46:10,050 A few days with you, you know, I've never had trouble with women. A week 520 00:46:10,050 --> 00:46:11,530 you, I'm Boris Bleeding Karloff. 521 00:46:14,030 --> 00:46:15,230 OK, OK. 522 00:46:16,110 --> 00:46:17,610 Charlotte, eight -year -old. 523 00:46:18,050 --> 00:46:19,550 What's good about being round an eight? 524 00:46:20,010 --> 00:46:21,330 Playing soccer and having to lose. 525 00:46:21,550 --> 00:46:23,030 Skid marks on the toilet seat. 526 00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:24,510 I'd rather keep a dog. 527 00:46:26,270 --> 00:46:27,270 Jessica, 12. 528 00:46:29,390 --> 00:46:31,350 Opposite her, Charlie. No dialogue, no personality. 529 00:46:31,710 --> 00:46:32,790 Just starting periods, fine. 530 00:46:33,110 --> 00:46:37,150 Complicated history, fine. But that's when you can see her face. Because, 531 00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:39,850 listen, somebody should tell her before it's too late. Either she straightens 532 00:46:39,850 --> 00:46:41,390 her chest or she punctures her lung. 533 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:44,210 Then, Adele. 534 00:46:44,650 --> 00:46:46,350 The fantastic Adele. 535 00:46:46,570 --> 00:46:49,310 If you haven't got a point, you'd best shut your mouth, Jim. You said this 536 00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:53,790 yourself. 14 going on 40, whose knuckles are cracking every time I open my mouth 537 00:46:53,790 --> 00:46:54,348 to speak. 538 00:46:54,350 --> 00:46:55,490 Never mind, I've saved their life. 539 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:59,160 Never mind I opened my house up to you. Never mind I let her put her hair 540 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:04,920 mousse, bath thingy, nail varnish, face cream, multicoloured stationery through 541 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,500 on my shopping bill. Jim's got a sex life, so he must be a perv. Day bloody 542 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,280 she's had a paedophile radar going beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Notched up at 543 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,280 ten. Ten plus. 544 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,720 I dare take a leak in my own house. 545 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,500 I don't mean, you know. 546 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,920 Make -up or no make -up, she walks round with her face like a clapped arse most 547 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,160 of the time. Which you're entitled to do if you've been through a string of 548 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,740 blokes who've all let you down badly. But she hasn't. You have. 549 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,100 And you encourage her. And you shouldn't. 550 00:47:30,660 --> 00:47:31,840 You should let her be 14. 551 00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:42,700 So, give me one good reason why you think I want a family. 552 00:47:42,980 --> 00:47:44,740 Yours in particular. I don't. 553 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,520 So you're wrong. 554 00:47:49,549 --> 00:47:51,910 Don't look at me like that. I'm more surprised than you are. 555 00:47:52,430 --> 00:47:53,430 I just want you. 556 00:48:03,370 --> 00:48:07,750 You hard -faced, arrogant, loud -mouthed prick. Not in here. 557 00:48:08,110 --> 00:48:09,650 Take it outside. You dick! 558 00:48:10,230 --> 00:48:11,610 Hard -faced prick! 559 00:48:12,950 --> 00:48:14,470 Please take it outside. I'm going! 560 00:48:15,030 --> 00:48:15,908 Sorry, mate. 561 00:48:15,910 --> 00:48:16,910 I'm sorry, mate. 562 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,640 Talks about my kids like that. 563 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:27,380 No nobody like you gives opinions on my... Because who are you, Jim? 564 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,100 Single bloke with a house and a car. 565 00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:31,620 Got three gifts. 566 00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:35,120 You think that's one up on somebody like me, don't you? Look, we've called the 567 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,980 police. Good, get off me, because it's bloody not. 568 00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:42,720 The only reason you're chasing me now, only reason tonight had to happen is 569 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:45,180 because you probably think I'm the only woman who's giving you the kiss off. 570 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,440 Get off me! 571 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,400 Because blokes like you... 572 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,700 Can only manage it with birds like her. 573 00:48:51,140 --> 00:48:55,780 Or her. Or her. That's enough. Come on. I said, get off me or I'll whack you. 574 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,380 Just let me. Don't say anything else. Just let them. 575 00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:03,440 All right. Here. Now, listen. 576 00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:04,820 That's your boss. 577 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,240 He wants for all the damage. With all the damage there and your bill as well. 578 00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:11,080 Right. Okay. And everything in the place. Can I have a receipt? 579 00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:13,960 Keep it. That should do it. 580 00:49:38,419 --> 00:49:39,379 Piss off! 581 00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:41,500 All right, all right, I'm sorry. I take it back. 582 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,320 The kids are great, they are, they're great. 583 00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:47,120 I'll stretch here a point to make a point, but you never let me finish! Oh, 584 00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:48,140 you'll finish, pal. 585 00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:53,440 This way goes back to the restaurant. We want about a million quid for the 586 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,440 damage. 587 00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:57,800 How come I get all this when you let Laughing Boy past you? 588 00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,100 You'd still be with him if he hadn't tried boxing. 589 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,600 I don't want to fall in love with your kids. 590 00:50:03,050 --> 00:50:04,350 I didn't want to get involved with anybody. 591 00:50:04,570 --> 00:50:05,569 Not yet, anyway. 592 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:08,130 Tip for you, mate. Don't go into social work, will you? 593 00:50:09,230 --> 00:50:13,350 If I love you and your kids come with you, how can that not... If I love you, 594 00:50:13,410 --> 00:50:17,550 how can that... It's a bleeding sight better than what they've been used to, 595 00:50:17,590 --> 00:50:18,590 isn't it? 596 00:50:18,970 --> 00:50:19,970 No. 597 00:50:22,430 --> 00:50:23,430 No. 598 00:50:24,490 --> 00:50:25,970 Makes me feel like a prostitute. 599 00:50:27,330 --> 00:50:31,090 My kids only get your respect as long as I stay in your good books. Doing what? 600 00:50:31,950 --> 00:50:33,610 Anything that don't put you in a bad mood. 601 00:50:34,410 --> 00:50:37,750 Sex, shopping, sorting the bills out. 602 00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:41,990 And when I forget, you go into a shop and I'm left wondering how long it'll be 603 00:50:41,990 --> 00:50:44,670 before the novelty wears off and we're all back up the road with our bags. 604 00:50:45,730 --> 00:50:46,730 Again. 605 00:50:48,290 --> 00:50:52,050 I'm not doing it. I knew how to use the washing machine before you turned up. 606 00:50:53,490 --> 00:50:54,490 That's not the point. 607 00:50:55,630 --> 00:50:56,650 I'll always owe you. 608 00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:00,190 Chuck, is your lighter? 609 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,720 what I do with it, Del. 610 00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:15,580 What do I know? 611 00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:19,100 Yeah. 612 00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:24,860 Well, she gets scared because she knows I'm nothing, look. 613 00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:28,020 You ever had sex like that? Oh, like you're getting up to compare it. Have 614 00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:37,000 No. Because I haven't, and I've done a bit. I'm tired of all that shit. 615 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,600 I want somebody grown up. There's a lot of them about. Not like you. 616 00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:45,760 I'm not looking anywhere else. I wasn't looking when you turned up. 617 00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:48,780 And when you did, I definitely wasn't looking for somebody like you. 618 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,880 These things just happen, which it did. 619 00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:55,060 Which is the first. 620 00:52:03,780 --> 00:52:04,780 Well, 621 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:09,520 I'm not moving in with you. 622 00:52:17,550 --> 00:52:18,550 Can we play it by ear? 623 00:52:18,810 --> 00:52:21,750 Not if you're expecting it all to end up at your house. No. 624 00:52:22,590 --> 00:52:24,550 I shouldn't have said that. I wish I'd never said it then. 625 00:52:28,550 --> 00:52:29,550 Do you fancy me? 626 00:52:32,410 --> 00:52:33,410 Well, obviously. 627 00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:35,270 And you like me enough? 628 00:52:37,690 --> 00:52:38,690 Yeah, I like you. 629 00:52:39,210 --> 00:52:40,210 Enough? 630 00:52:42,410 --> 00:52:43,410 Enough of what? 631 00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:45,370 To stay the night. 632 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:47,760 Now and again. 633 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,320 We'll see how it goes. 634 00:52:54,260 --> 00:52:55,960 I'm not booking any appointments. 635 00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:08,280 Do you know if your girlfriend is on the pill? 636 00:54:08,860 --> 00:54:11,520 Jason! You didn't show yourself up, did you? 637 00:54:11,740 --> 00:54:14,800 I swear I forgot I won't say anything in work. 638 00:54:15,580 --> 00:54:16,700 Max, why? What? 639 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,300 Mrs Catherine McIntosh. 640 00:54:20,180 --> 00:54:22,120 The dirt, you filthy bitch. 641 00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:24,100 Katie's a boy. 642 00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:25,240 He's a little boy. 643 00:54:25,980 --> 00:54:26,980 Not anymore. 644 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,760 She wants that to find out. 645 00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:36,010 Why else pick on someone like Katie? 646 00:54:39,790 --> 00:54:42,010 Watch yourself. It's lethal round here. 647 00:54:42,770 --> 00:54:44,770 You know, I'll believe anything you tell me, Trudy. 648 00:54:45,850 --> 00:54:46,930 Don't change that, will you?